tenorgender:

i must not miss class. missing class is the mind-killer. missing class is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my lecture. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the class has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

metalgearsolid2:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

escuerzoresucitado:

Youth fascination with technology

littledeludeddupes:

peace and love on planet earth

weaver-z:

“I bet it’s so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!” Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can’t even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

notsoterriblymisanthropic:

dovv:

mariamlovesyou:

could be this if any of you would watch a fucking horror with me

vomitgrrrrl:

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

ilan:

highlycorrosiveandlikelytoxic:

axels-realm-of-gayness:

Hhhh

tags in middle english

oysterdrinker:

willabee:

ALT

observing popcorn

heathcliffcathy:

heathcliffcathy:

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

toskarin:

toskarin:

purplerider:

toskarin:

I’M LEAVING

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is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said “a dildo” to save face because that’s way more normal

nelfs: